Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Life in the brain parte dos!!!
So the other morning I woke up in hysteria, something I could never have dreamed (no pun intended) of happened. I have decided my mind is secretly a genius. Lets face it my brain is its own entity and loans me functionality from time to time. Anyway thats beside the point. My brain told me a joke that at first I did not get and about ten seconds later I got the joke. Not only did I wake up from my slumber laughing, but I woke up absolutely dumbfounded I'm so smart that my brain told my brain a joke and it didn't get it. If you are laughing cause you think that this is impossible I will tell you these two things. 1. You are stupid 2. My cranium is awesome! Then again this is the brain that had one of my mission companions dressed up in a shark costume while I was throwing bombs at him while he was chasing me.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Random thoughts that occur to me during the day.
If a zombie epidemic happened today how would I survive?
Would being robbed at my work actually make it more exciting and less of a bore?
If I had to eat a part of my body because there was a food shortage, what would I eat first?
Would I make a good villain in any movie?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I could take on 80% of the WNBA.
I would be the star on any sitcom.
I wish I could travel back in time and bet on sports games, Back to The Future style. (It's not gambling if you know your going to win)
I wonder if I could eat the largest donut ever made. Answer... YES!
I wish that work was like sports, if you don't get along or don't like a co-worker you can trade them for a first or second round draft pick.. . Or even request a trade, everyone know sometimes new scenery makes a difference.
What would I do if I had superhuman powers?
What superhuman powers would I possess? I definitely wouldn't be the power to make my nails longer.
If I had a one week do over what week would I go to?
If I had a machine gun would I fire upon a flock of big birds in the sky. We all know the answer to this question!
Would being robbed at my work actually make it more exciting and less of a bore?
If I had to eat a part of my body because there was a food shortage, what would I eat first?
Would I make a good villain in any movie?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I could take on 80% of the WNBA.
I would be the star on any sitcom.
I wish I could travel back in time and bet on sports games, Back to The Future style. (It's not gambling if you know your going to win)
I wonder if I could eat the largest donut ever made. Answer... YES!
I wish that work was like sports, if you don't get along or don't like a co-worker you can trade them for a first or second round draft pick.. . Or even request a trade, everyone know sometimes new scenery makes a difference.
What would I do if I had superhuman powers?
What superhuman powers would I possess? I definitely wouldn't be the power to make my nails longer.
If I had a one week do over what week would I go to?
If I had a machine gun would I fire upon a flock of big birds in the sky. We all know the answer to this question!
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